Also, for the past week at my parents house I've been peeing in my moms garden because renovation guys scare me and I don't want to ask them to get out of the bathroom they are renovating so i can pee in there. That would just be weird. Gardens are a lot more natural setting.
Last night was my mad-European grandfather's 80th birthday celebration. My brother and I got wasted and I danced with the little kids, ate their chicken nuggets and disgraced my family, as per usual.